terça-feira, junho 28, 2005

Descomunicação...

Ouvido numa mesa de esplanada ao lado da minha:
- Então não é que palmaram duas figuras de nossa senhora, da igreja, ontem à noite?
- A sério? Sabes que agora já há profissionais nesse tipo de arte, conferindo-lhe grande valor?
- Pois eram aquelas que estavam do lado esquerdo…

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